
No, REALLY. I am dying for some chickens. So far I've been outvoted--the family stands at 3-2 in favor of NOT having chickens, and until I can sway the other bloc, I'm afraid I shall remain chickenless. Now, let me be clear, I like the IDEA of chickens. The reality might be another thing entirely, and when it was brought to my attention that I travel a bit too much and would have to hire a chicken-sitter, I decided to retreat and do some strategic thinking about my poultry ambitions. All I want is a few little hens for eggs and general cluckery. My husband, who has far more experience with chickens than I, has explained that they are not cute and nice and funny, but rather are dirty, stupid, and a little mean. (I think the fact that he had a few hundred at one time has colored his observations. He still maintains that chicken manure is an appalling smell and until I can find chickens that excrete flower essences, he's not on board.)
Anyway, as part of my strategic planning, I ordered a catalog from
Murray McMurray Hatchery, one of the premier hatcheries in the country. (For me this is akin to armchair travel. I may never actually GO to Bali, but I can read about it and that's the next best thing.) I figured I would flip through the catalog and my poultry-longings would be assuaged.
UNTIL I FOUND THE PEACOCKS. That's right--Murray McMurray sells PEACOCKS. For $28 and some change, I could own my very own peacock. Forget the chickens. I'm on to plan B...
As inspiration, I offer you the photo of a Castle Howard peacock, a very noble and quizzical fellow.