In which you might be a slacker too

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but it takes him a workshop full of elves and a full complement of flying reindeer as well as some bizarre warping of the space-time continuum to get 'er done. The rest of us mortals might need a little help, particularly in sending out holiday greetings. I offer you the Merry Newsinator, a Mad-Libby-version of the holiday newsletter. Answer a few quick details and let the newsinator do the rest. You can send it out directly via email, twitter, or facebook. It's almost as good as having an elf tucked in your pocket.